Nutrition

I picked up an alt-leaning weekly,
sat down, refusing to meekly
turn the pages to the verse:
hard to imagine something worse.

Word salad with blue pubes for garnish
doused with stale furniture varnish,
to feed one's mind and soul with this-
I'd prefer nothing! or perhaps a dish
of nutritious Roy Campbell soup.
Oh, even a pound of gray goop
would satisfy more than mainstream gruel.

"Alternative?" No.

Fuck being cool.

- Earl Shetland